On the Phone with a U.S. Fortune 500 Retailer
Who is ‘Hector from Accounting’?
Selected Works from ‘Hector from Accounting’
1. Any time you see a Spanish-language social media ad on Instagram that just doesn’t make sense and you wonder why. That was Hector from Accounting.
Case in point – see the Coors Light ad at right. This ad, created to form a tie between Coors Light and the Puerto Rican Day parade in New York City only succeeded in upsetting Puerto Ricans everywhere. Hector’s invented verb emborícuate can be implied as a play on words of the expression ‘to get drunk’. Puerto Ricans took issue as it implied that is was more important in their culture to get drunk than to celebrate this important day.
2. Anytime you see a Spanish sign that reads like it was straight-translated from English. Yes, that was Hector from Accounting.
Note that many of these signs contain typos as well because Hector is not a copywriter and makes mistakes in areas in which he is not professionally trained. An excellent example of this is the Starbuck sign at right. In it, the expression ‘Exit Only’ is incorrectly translated as ‘Success Here’ as Hector incorrectly chose the word ‘éxito’ (instead of ‘salida’) as the translation for ‘exit’.
3. Anytime you see a happy team of professionals with a token brown or black hand in a sea of white hands. Yes. That too was Hector from Accounting.
Why would Hector choose an image of hands to represent teamwork and diversity? Most likely because Hector doesn’t have a marketing background and he doesn’t know that this kind of stock photo was overused in the ’90s and 2000’s and is rarely seen anymore.
These are just a few examples, there are many more of course.
Why Not use ‘Hector from Accounting’?
Nativa has published how-tos on translation before, and we highly recommend this brief article that illustrates the top 4 ways to translate content to Spanish. Our agency has done this for 10 years and through this, we feel that we have learned a few things. We know the wrong strategy is to simply have someone from your team without a marketing background create your Hispanic marketing campaign just because they happen to speak Spanish. Utilizing a Hector from Accounting tactic does save money, but squanders opportunities to make an enduring connection with the Hispanic demographic that is the fastest growing in both population and purchasing power.
The equivalent of delegating to Hector from Accounting would be for a major European brand (let’s say Ikea) to have their warehouse manager or data analyst create their English language marketing campaign simply because he/she speaks both Swedish and English. The best case scenario is the global brand would receive English content that is intelligible, but it is highly unlikely that the brands’ tone, characteristics, or values would be articulated accurately by a person that has little to no copywriting or marketing experience in either language.
More Hits from ‘Hector from Accounting’s’ Highlight Reel
Translation: “It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.”
Translation: “Suffer from Diarrhea.”
Original: “It Won’t Leak in Your Pocket and Embarrass You.”
Translation: “It Won’t Leak in Your Pocket and Make You Pregnant.”
Original: “Fly in Leather.”
Translation: “Fly Naked.”